Monday, August 19, 2013

I Don't Usually Cuss But...

Okay, I don't usually cuss, but Siri thinks I do! Let me explain. there have been a few times that my words have been misinterpreted by Siri when I used voice activation. According to my phone I have a variety of swearwords and one time she even responded with "now Natalie" in her notorious robotic tone.  Another time  I was trying to search for how to boil CORN when I heard her say"searching the web for how to boil porn" Yeah, that's not what I said.

Have I mentioned how much I love this voice to text option on my new iPhone? Yes I have. I'm using it right now. I use it a lot. I use it to make my to do list throughout the day.

I recently dictated  a list on my phone of things I need to get done before the new school year starts.  One thing I had on my agenda (and I've blogged about this) is to get blackout curtains. There is a big security light right outside the kid's window so before the school year starts it is important that they get some good sleep. I bought some, but I still I needed to hang the  BLACK OUT curtains. 

I'm so conservative you guys,  I really hope this post doesn't offend anyone. It's  all humorous to me because I've never had a potty mouth, it's just not me. That's why I was shocked when I was going over my to do list and one of the items was "hang f*#$ed up curtains".  Honestly, I just giggled like a 5th grader and took a screenshot. What was really funny though was that later that night when we hung the black out curtains J came and told me I had bought two different panels. What!? I said. Then I went to the kids room to check it out. Sure enough one was long and one was short. It was then that I realized my phone was right, those really are some "effed" up curtains.

5 comments:

Mary said...

Hahahah - you are SO cute! xox Mary Haberkorn

Sarah said...

LOL, that's awesome. Especially that you don't always notice it's wrong until you go back later. Haha. I have issues with Siri all the time. I get so annoyed when I try several times to say something and she's still way off. The kids like saying hi to her though. As soon as they see her pop up on my phone they're both all, "Hiiiii Siwi!"

{amy} said...

Ha ha ha! What do you know? Siri knew they were messed up! ;) I love the voice to text option, and I dictate lists as well. It's so great!

Brooke said...

siri's a smart one! :P sometimes I talk to text just because of the funny mess ups. :P

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh, that's so funny!